this artifact is attested by a credible source but no scan has been located.
Spoof / Parody — documented
The First Cat — CREAM, What A Big Fat Surprise! (Good Mousekeeping)
Release year:1996
Category:Spoof / Parody
Collections:Spoofs / Parodies
Type:Parody / spoof
Historical filename:
Category:Spoof / Parody
Collections:Spoofs / Parodies
Type:Parody / spoof
Historical filename:
par_firstcat.jpgNotes
Parodies both the MWAS line and Good Housekeeping. Socks the White House cat. Page 5 of Good Mousekeeping (Ilene Hochberg, 1996), a book-length parody of Good Housekeeping: Socks, the Clintons’ cat, at the White House press podium. “It’s fun to be The First Cat… But I prefer to drink cream. It has all the same nutrients as whole milk, with extra fat. They don’t call me a political fat cat for nothing! CREAM What a big fat surprise!”
Evidence
Listed on the collector's spoofs.html (Parodies) page. Historical filename: par_firstcat.jpg