Marvel RED SKULL — “MILK. What a surprise!” parody

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Marvel RED SKULL — “MILK. What a surprise!” parody

Release year:1997
Category:Unofficial parody / campaign-adjacent
Collections:Spoofs / Parodies
Times published:1
Type:Marvel parody printed ad
Printed tagline:MILK / What a surprise! (parody)

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MILK / What a surprise!

Though you vill dink I'm pullink your American schwein leg, before each vurld-dominating plan I set into motion, I make it a point to drink a full glass of 1% low-fat meelk. It has ull der same nutrients as whole meelk, but mitout all der fat. It's just vhut my body needs. Vell, dat undt mein Cosmic Cube, with which I shall bring your false democracy down about your ears undt boil der blood in dat pig Captain America's body undtil his still-beating heart bursts from his heaving che-vell, you get der point.

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Period scan — Marvel RED SKULL — “MILK. What a surprise!” parody

Recovered full period-style print scan; official-campaign status is not asserted.

Where it was published

Publication	Issue/date	Page	Format	Source	Notes
Publication unresolved	1997		Parody print ad		Recovered print image in hand; exact publication/issue remains unresolved unless separately documented. User correction: 1997 is printed on the ad.