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2006 · California Milk Processor Board

got milk? — “Mysterious Cow Abductions” Weekly World News series

Release year:2006
Category:California got milk? advertorial
Collections:Beyond the Mustache
Times published:1
Type:Three-part tabloid advertorial

Notes

Fake tabloid story in three two-page instalments for the California Milk Processor Board’s 2006 cow-abductions campaign: calcium-deprived aliens are stealing California cows, with a pointer to cowabduction.com. Part One ran in Weekly World News on March 13, 2006 (pp. 30–31), Part Two on March 20 (pp. 6–7) and “The Last Roundup” on March 27 (pp. 6–7). The board posted all three as PDFs on gotmilk.com. No milk mustache.

Issue: Weekly World News, March 13, 20 and 27, 2006

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got milk? — “Mysterious Cow Abductions” Weekly World News series

PDFs posted on gotmilk.com’s Fun section (via the Wayback Machine).

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got milk? — “Mysterious Cow Abductions” Weekly World News series — Part Two — March 20, 2006, pp. 6–7

Part Two — March 20, 2006, pp. 6–7

Format:Three-part tabloid advertorial
got milk? — “Mysterious Cow Abductions” Weekly World News series — “The Last Roundup” (Part Three) — March 27, 2006, pp. 6–7

“The Last Roundup” (Part Three) — March 27, 2006, pp. 6–7

Format:Three-part tabloid advertorial